It's Sod's Law that the moment you declare yourself the best, something goes awry. So imagine the frustration at the Daily Record today that on the same page that urges readers to 'turn over for Scotland's best TV guide', there's a page lead preview of the ITV programme, Benidorm.
In a 'there, but for the grace of God' moment, the paper reports Benidorm being shown on STV at 9pm.
Except that STV is instead screening The Football Years, looking back at the Scotland football team's 1974 World Cup campaign.
As overleaf does inform, the review of 1974 World Cup is the first of a six-part series being shown by STV.