Whether it's pistols at dawn, or cowboys being quick on the draw at High Noon, only the Clydebank Post can explain the goings on at the local 'duel' carriageway…. here.
Or maybe the combatants need something to lean on, as offered by this Dumbarton Reporter headline: here.
PS We've all been there…… (and maybe by the time you are reading this, the necessary amendments to the websites will have taken place).
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