Has a purge on untidy desks at the Edinburgh Evening News perhaps gone a tad too far? While there might be an argument that unkempt piles of paper constitute a fire risk, does breakfast?
Spare a thought for the hungry hack about to start his early morning shift last week only to find his stash of Weetabix had mysteriously gone missing.
Spike hears he was reduced to having to get himself a bacon roll.
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